girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
ugly people sure do ruin things
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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