yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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