You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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