You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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