Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I just found a bag of teeth...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
i think im in europe. pls send help
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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