what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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