Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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