Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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