After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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