There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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