Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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