We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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