Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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