I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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