the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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