awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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