IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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