you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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