People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It was confusing and full of hummus
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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