he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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