I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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