she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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