Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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