Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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