it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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