I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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