her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Fuck appropriateness.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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