U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
it was a shit show
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How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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