i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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