it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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