so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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