I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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