OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize