Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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