not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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