he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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