I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Is Oprah even human
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
