Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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