There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize