chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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