He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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