so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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