talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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