And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
only you would photoshop your dick
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Randomize
