Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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