Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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