i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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