yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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