I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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