I'm lost and stupid without you.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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