like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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