HIV tests are more positive than that guy
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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