so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I want to make a zoo with you.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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