So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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