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We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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