my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
COCAINE IS GR8
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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