I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
