If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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