i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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